Captain Spaulding's Yo Mama Rant – Crude Typography Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

Capt. Spaulding's & Most of All...
76 wide x 126 tall
1,211 total stitches in 3 DMC colors

Capt. Spaulding's Yo Mama rant counted cross stitch pattern

DMC color - stitch count
B5200 - 623
666 - 542
333 - 46

A stitched middle finger from the House of 1000 Corpses—served with stripes, sass, and homicidal flair.
This unapologetically vulgar cross stitch pattern features the infamous quote from Captain Spaulding, shaped and shaded to resemble his iconic striped top hat. The text is stacked and warped to follow the hat's silhouette, with alternating red, white, and blue stripes that echo his twisted Americana aesthetic. It's crude, it's loud, and it's exactly what you'd expect from a homicidal clown with zero filter