I Will Never Financially Recover From This – Tiger Stripes Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

150 wide x 150 tall
22,500 total stitches in 11 colors
OR stitch on black fabric for 11,530 stitches
OR stitch on white fabric for 19,843 stitches

tiger king says i will never financially recover from this cross stitch pattern

DMC floss color - # of stitches
DMC 310 - 10,970
DMC B5200 - 2657
DMC 741 - 1990
DMC 444 - 1839
DMC 780 - 1398
DMC 972 - 1223
DMC 742 - 1027
DMC 975 - 555
DMC 898 - 250
DMC 300 - 454
DMC 725 - 137

Bold sans-serif despair meets feline flair—Joe Exotic would be proud.
This full coverage cross stitch pattern features the infamous quote from Tiger King—"I will never financially recover from this"—rendered in bold, sans-serif lettering over a dramatic tiger stripe background. It's a stitched meltdown wrapped in animal print, perfect for fans of Netflix chaos, big cats, and financial ruin with flair.