Hate Us 'Cuz They Ain't Us – Satirical Patriotic Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

185 wide x 225 tall
19,296 total stitches in 8 DMC colors

hate us 'cuz they ain't us

DMC floss color - # of stitches
310 - 4,822
B5200 - 3,981
666 - 3,825
792 - 3,805
304 - 1,876
311 - 346
732 - 341
734 - 299

Because nothing says "freedom" like waving a flag and talking trash.
This counted cross stitch pattern features a dignified American flag, stitched mid-wave with classic red, white, and blue glory. Beneath it, in bold sans-serif lettering, sits the phrase: "Hate us 'cuz they ain't us"—a stitched mic drop inspired by The Interview. It's patriotic, it's absurd, and it's exactly the kind of needlework that would make Betsy Ross raise an eyebrow.