Son of a Biscuit – Prim Floral Circle Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

93 wide x 84 tall
1,352 total stitches in 7 DMC colors

son of a biscuit cross stitch pattern

DMC floss color - # of stitches
DMC 797 - 164
DMC 809 - 286
DMC 800 - 284
DMC 35 - 180
DMC 33 - 188
DMC 554 - 75
DMC 153 - 175
DMC 797 backstitching

Well, son of a bitch—you finally cleaned up your language! lol
A genteel insult wrapped in petals and politeness.
This cheeky one-color pattern features the phrase "Son of a Biscuit" nestled inside a prim circular floral border, perfect for those who like their sass served with a side of civility. It's the kind of stitched sentiment that would make your grandma clutch her pearls—then ask for a copy.