A Pimp's Love Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

Inspired by the comedy movie Idiocracy from the scene of Officer Collins' H.H.E. Pods Presentation
100 wide x 33 tall
471 total stitches in 4 DMC colors
Backstitching in 2 DMC colors (924 & B5200)

a pimp's love counted crossstitch pattern

DMC floss color - # of stitches
DMC 743 - 6
DMC 972 - 12
DMC 924 - 450
DMC 945 - 3

Featuring Upgrayedd as the "i" and a gold tooth apostrophe—because satire deserves sparkle.
This counted cross stitch pattern immortalizes one of the most absurdly profound lines from Idiocracy: "A pimp's love is very different than that of a square." Rendered in bold, blocky typography with full stitches and backstitch accents, the design includes a mini Upgrayedd silhouette cleverly replacing the letter "i" and a shiny gold-capped tooth as the apostrophe—because the second "D" is for a double dose of stitched pimpin'.