The Grammar Guy's Paranormal Portal

80 wide x 60 tall
4,800 total stitches in 42 DMC colors

DMC floss color stitch counts

A stitched mash-up of spectral chaos and grammatical precision.
This counted cross stitch pattern features a static TV screen—just like the one Carol Anne touched in Poltergeist—with the iconic phrase "They're Here" stitched in bold, glitchy type. But here's the twist: the Grammar Guy is smugly pointing to the correct usage of "They're", as if to say, "Even the undead should respect contractions."
It's a stitched collision of horror and pedantry, perfect for fans of paranormal pop culture and linguistic correctness.