Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah!! – Monty Python Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

80 wide x 38 tall
888 total stitches in 2 DMC colors
660 in Black 310 & 228 in Grey 03

A tribute to the most blasphemously funny stoning scene in cinematic history.
This counted cross stitch pattern captures the absurd brilliance of Monty Python's Life of Brian, specifically the infamous "Jehovah" stoning scene. Featuring flying stones mid-air and the emphatic stitched text "Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah!!", this design is perfect for fans of irreverent humor, British satire, and needlework that throws decorum to the wind.
Whether you're stitching in protest, in homage, or just for the giggles, this pattern is your license to blaspheme—creatively.