Goosfraba – Cerulean Comedy Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

(As close as I could get to cerulean blue in my DMC swatches)
299 wide x 35 tall
6,083 total stitches in 2 DMC colors

DMC floss color - # of stitches
DMC 995 - 4,753
DMC 996 - 1,330

A stitched mantra for the mildly unhinged, with a breeze of pop culture calm.
This counted cross stitch pattern features the word "Goosfraba" in bold, breezy typography, rendered in cerulean blue—a shade so soothing it hypnotized a cop in The X-Files and chilled out Jack Nicholson in Anger Management. It's a stitched sigh, a comedic exhale, and a gentle reminder that sometimes the best therapy is thread-based.
Whether you're channeling your inner FBI profiler or just trying not to yell at your printer, this pattern is your stitched safe word.