First Time? – Dark Humor Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

24 wide x 123 tall
516 total stitches in 1 color

first time? dark humor hangman's noose counted cross-stitch pattern

A stitched gallows joke from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, for those who've been through it before.
This counted cross stitch pattern captures the infamous moment from the Coen Brothers' Western anthology, where James Franco's character, noose around neck, glances at a sobbing fellow condemned and deadpans: "First time?" It's gallows humor at its finest—grim, absurd, and weirdly comforting in its shared inevitability