on't Worry, Scrote – Idiocracy-Inspired Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

Don't Worry Scrote

Idiocracy Hospital - Don't Worry Scrote
91 wide x 51 tall
961 total cross stitches in 2 DMC colors - 552 Purple and 666 Red
Backstitches in 3 DMC colors - BLANC, 552 Purple and 666 Red

DMC floss color - # of stitches
DMC 552 - 736
DMC 666 - 225

D A stitched prescription for chaos, confusion, and questionable credentials.
This counted cross stitch pattern immortalizes Dr. Lexus's unforgettable line from Idiocracy: "Don't worry, scrote." Rendered in hilariously awkward spacing—just like the signage in St. God's Memorial Hospital—the text is paired with a stitched hospital icon that looks like it was designed by a committee of sleep-deprived toddlers. It's a tribute to medical malpractice, dystopian decor, and the kind of bedside manner that makes you want to fake your own death.
Perfect for fans of satirical sci-fi, stitched absurdity, and anyone who's ever been told "you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded."