Dave's Not Here – Stoner Humor Cross Stitch Pattern (PDF)

Dave's Not Here stoner humor sketch comedy counted cross-stitch pattern

98 wide x 128 tall
3,584 total stitches in 7 DMC colors

DMC floss color - # of stitches
33 - 1,207
909 - 157
911 - 171
913 - 309
04 - 496
03 - 870
02 - 374

A stitched tribute to paranoia, pot, and perfectly timed confusion.
This counted cross stitch pattern features the iconic phrase "Dave's not here, man" in a lush green ombré with purple highlights—just like a well-loved nug. Framed by a border of smoke plumes and a proud pot leaf, this design pays homage to Cheech & Chong's legendary sketch and the timeless comedy of mistaken identity and mellow miscommunication.
Whether you're stitching for a chill corner of your home or gifting to your favorite Dave (who may or may not be present), this pattern delivers high vibes and low effort