Boppity Bippity

Your Breathing is Now a Conscious Activity!
65 stitches wide x 100 stitches tall
865 total stitches in 2 colors + backstitching in 1 color

Boppity Bippity stoner humor counted cross-stitch pattern

DMC floss color - # of stitches
33 - 697 & backstitching
34 - 168

A stitched spell for the delightfully unhinged mind. This cross stitch pattern delivers one of life's most chaotic gifts: awareness. Designed for fans of cosmic paranoia and recreational introspection, this chart presents a bold pot leaf stitched in dueling purples—floating atop a cursed phrase that flips the switch on autonomous breathing. Shown here on neon green linen for maximum retinal impact, but you do you. Color schemes are meant to be bent.
Perfect for dorm walls, dispensary corners, and the personal altar where you keep your lighter and existential dread.