Cumbermatrix – 16 Misnomers in a 142x142 Magic Square (PDF)

142 wide x 142 tall
5,776 total stitches in 2 colors
(5,410 in black and 366 in red)

A square so precise it borders on ritual.
This counted cross stitch pattern features 16 lines of Benedict Cumberbatch misnamings, each rendered in a basic serif typeface across a perfect 142x142 stitch grid. Every line contains one charmingly erroneous alias, like "Benadryl Lumberjack," "Bilderberg Titlematch," and "Babaloo Johnnycash"—a typographic altar to name-based entropy.
Whether seen as a celebrity cipher or meme-fueled mandala, it's your chance to stitch linguistic chaos with architectural precision. - and Benedict's actual name is highlighted in red - stitch it or leave it to be a mystery forever.